🚨💔 ATTENTION MORTGAGE MORTALS! 🚨💔 You ever seen a mortgage rate forecast that looks like it just got kicked in the nuts? Well, welcome to the drama-fest starring the Federal Reserve, inflation, and a cast of characters that would make even Shakespeare weep. 💀👀 So, here’s the tea ☕: If you thought your mortgage rates were wild, just wait till you see how war moves and tariffs are making your wallet scream louder than a toddler denied candy. 💸💸 “Bro, I was just trying to buy a house, not a slice of the universe’s most expensive pizza!” 🍕💔 Leaked Developer Quote: “I tried to optimize my mortgage, but all I got was this toast!” 🔥🥴 You know what the mortgage market is saying right now? *This is fine.* 🐶🔥 Interest rates are doing the cha-cha while inflation throws a rager, and we’re here checking Zillow like, “So, 18% interest rate... does that come with a side of regret?” 😩📈 **UNHINGED PREDICTION ALERT:** Brace yourselves, because by the end of next year, buying a house will cost more than a trip to Mars. 🚀 CALL ME CRAZY, but at this point, you might as well trade your firstborn for a 3-bedroom. Wait, is that a stonks moment? 😱💰 Share this chaos! Your friends need to know! ✌️🔥