🚨💰💔 BREAKING: Mortgage Rates Are The New Drama Queen! 💔💰🚨 So peep this: 🌪️ inflation is *OUT HERE* acting like it’s auditioning for a horror movie, while interest rates are DRUNK on power, living their best life in the “I Maxed Out My Credit Card” zone. 🏠💸 As if that wasn’t enough, our pals at The Fed *STILL* haven’t decided if they’re taking us to the moon, or to the dumpster fire.🔥🔥 **Leaked Developer Quote:** "It's like trying to build a castle on quicksand while dodging arrows from the IRS. Like... I’m gonna go touch grass." 🤯 But WAIT! What about military conflicts and tariffs? You know, casual stuff that makes you consider moving to Mars? 🚀👽 One thing’s for sure, housing affordability this summer is looking more tragic than a sad puppy meme. 🐶💔 💸 *Drake Points:* We’re all just here, pretending that we can afford a mortgage while living off ramen. Stonks are *literally* crashing harder than my dreams after picking the wrong stock (RIP Blockbuster). 🎭 Prediction Alert: 🧠🔥 In 2024, we’ll all be paying for *homes* with *NFTs*. Yeah, you heard that right! This is fine. 🤡💀 Share this with anyone who's still trying to adult in this hot mess! 💥💬💥 #MortgageMadness #InterestRateDrama #ThisIsFine