🚨🏡🔥 BREAKING: MORTGAGE CRYPTOS REFUSE TO STONK!! 🚨🔥 Y’all ever see a mortgage rate do the cha-cha like it just found out it was properly licensed? 🤡💀 Well, hold onto your avocado toast, because July’s mortgage rates are bouncing back up like they just stepped on a LEGO! 🤖💔😭 So, picture this: rates dipped to a tantalizing 6.7% (y’all remember when that felt like finding a unicorn in your front yard? 🦄✨), and suddenly: BOOM 💣—new applications skyrocketed faster than your cousin’s TikTok dance career! 🚀 But as soon as those numbers flirt with going back up, guess what happens? Buyers: *cue crickets* 🦗🐢 “Mortgage activity down 50%—it’s a no go, fam!” Some say, “Every time a rate rises, a buyer crashes.” That’s just math, right? 📉💸 😂 Leaked quote from an anonymous lender: “We just show up to the office and watch it all burn like that dog in the 'This is fine' meme.” 🔥🔥 Here’s the hot take: Mortgages are gonna be the new NFT… you'll think you're buying a house, but really you just bought yourself a ticket to regret-town 🌌. Get ready for "Homeownership Simulator: The Descent into Madness!" 🏚️🎮 💰💔 So, are you buying or binging on Netflix instead? You know what they say: “House shopping? Nah, I'm just vibin’ till the rate dips again!” Based. 💯🌊