💤💤 YAWN ALERT! 🥱💰 Get ready to pop that popcorn because the mortgage rates drama is still a snooze-fest! 🤡💀 So, hold onto your wallets! 🤑 The Fed is like that friend who keeps saying, "I’ll Venmo you later," but legit never does! 🕒💸 "Oh, you thought we were cutting rates soon? Not today, my friend!" 🙅‍♂️💔 🍦 Inflation is getting cooler, but homebuyers? Yeah, they’re not partying in the “I can afford a house” section of the galaxy just yet. Stellar rates are still just a far-off star in this cringe space! 🤯✨ It’s like watching Drake point to your dreams of homeownership while you’re stuck renting a room in your parents' basement. 🚪🏠 📅 Leaked insider quote from a random developer we totally made up: "The economy is like my dad's old car—everyone knows it's on the road to failure, but we're all just along for the ride." 🎢 So, what’s the prediction here? By July, we may just see mortgage rates doing the “cha cha slide” downwards—if the Fed doesn’t decide to launch us into a recession first! 🚀💔🔥 So grab your popcorn, folks. It’s gonna be a bumpy ride! 🍿😬 #MortgageMadness #BrokeLife #CopeAndSeethe