🚨💰 BREAKING NEWS IN THE LAND OF MORTGAGE MADNESS! 💰🚨 Listen up fam! 🥤 Mortgage rates are not just high, they're STRATOSPHERIC, and I’m not talking SpaceX rockets, I'm talking about "lost my house in Fortnite" levels! 🏡💀💸 Why? Well, apparently Trump's latest tweet got the Federal Reserve shooketh 🤯, so they're just out here sipping tea and watching the chaos unfold like it's season 47 of a bad reality show. 🥴💅 📉 Developer Quote Leaked: "Honestly, I thought we were getting a mortgage break, but now I'm just looking at my bank account like 'this is fine' while the rates keep doing their best impression of a meme: STONKS! 📈💥" Meanwhile, the housing market is flat-out CRINGE. $$$💔 You thought renting was bad? ✨ LMAO, welcome to *Mortgage Hell* where your dreams of homeownership go to die. 🤷‍♂️💀 *Drake pointing* away from saving for a down payment and into the insane void of loans you’ll never escape from. 🔥 *Unhinged Prediction*: By 2025, owning a house will be as easy as becoming a TikTok influencer! And we’ll still be asking why our student loans are rappelling off the side of the national debt cliff! 😂🚀 So grab your popcorn 🍿 and watch the financial dumpster fire burn, folks! Share this chaos with your friends, and remember: Never trust a mortgage rate that doesn’t come with a TikTok dance challenge! 💃🤖✨