🚨💰MORTGAGE MIND GAMES ALERT!👀🔥 So, it’s 2023 and we’re still talking about mortgage rates? YAWN! 😴💤 But wait! 🔥Thanks to the *chaotic* universe of tariffs, wars, and the Fed’s TikTok dance moves, the mortgage market is about as stable as a cat on a Roomba! 🚀🌀 Picture this: the housing market is like that one friend who tries to act cool but is actually just screaming internally. 💥💔 Buyers are sweating over whether rates will rise like Elon on a SpaceX launch or drop faster than your last Tinder date. 🤦‍♂️💔 One minute we’re flexing at a sweet 6.5% on those 30-year fixed loans, and the next it’s 7%! 📈🤯 If you thought you were getting a good deal, just remember: that’s not a home, it's a life sentence of debt! 💀💸 “Bruh, I’m just trying to buy a house, not play Monopoly with tariffs,” said an imaginary homebuyer named Chad. 😤🏠 Are YOU ready to cope with the looming recession while the *Fed* decides whether to raise or lower rates like a DJ on a rollercoaster? 🎢 Stonks! 📈 Hot take: in a year, we’ll all be living in cardboard boxes, and the Fed will drop rates to negative because WE’RE ALL JUST PAYING RENT TO UNCLE SAM! 🏡💀 This is totally fine... right? 🤡🔥 #MortgageMadness #SendHelp #BasedAndBroke