🚨💀 BREAKING: MORTGAGE MADNESS AHEAD! 🏡💸 So listen up, fam! This week’s mortgage rate predictions are giving me major “this is fine” vibes while everything is literally on fire! 🔥🔥 Spoiler alert: it’s about to get CRINGE! 🤦‍♂️💔 With oil prices soaring higher than your mom’s hopes for your career (sorry, Karen😉), and inflation making a mockery of our wallets, housing affordability is about to do that thing where it vanishes like my will to adult. 🤖💰 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “I thought I’d craft a mortgage plan, but turns out I’m just crafting my own demise” – Chad, Age 29, First-time Homebuyer. Market chaos is lurking like a meme in the shadows of your TikTok feed. If you think this week is calm, you better hold onto your butts, ’cause that storm is coming. Drake pointing meme is telling you to invest in Ramen noodles instead of mortgages. 🍜 🔥🔥 *Hot Take*: In a shocking display of “hold my beer,” I predict housing prices will rise so high that we’ll all just start living in our parents’ basements again... BRING BACK THE 90s! 🤡 And when you try to buy a house? Sorry, you can only rent a pixelated plot in the METAVERSE–cause that’s where we’re headed! 😱🚀 Share this chaos and let’s watch the mortgage apocalypse unfold together! 💀✨ #MortgageMadness #Stonks? #RealEstateIsDead