🎉🚀 BREAKING: Apple is about to drop the iPhone 17 like it's hot, and the internet is *shooketh*! 💀👀 Are we ready for another round of overpriced rectangles? Because no cap, it's about to go down. 📱💥 🔊 "I swear we're just recycling the same design, but call it ‘innovative’ this time," whispered a *totally real* Apple dev in a dimly lit office full of overpriced mugs. 😂🤑 Today’s menu: the iPhone Air 🌬️ (Should we call it the iPhone Whee? Because it’s as thin as my patience for these Apple fanboys), alongside the obligatory iPhone 17, iPhone 17 Pro, and—wait for it—iPhone 17 Pro Max (seriously guys, what does the "Max" even mean? More debt? 💸). Expect bigger batteries, but only on models no one cares about! And let's not forget that the iPhone Air will feature a single 48 MP camera. Is it just me, or did we just step back into 2015? 🤔 This feels like they’re just playing “Will This Blend?” with specs. 🤡💔 🧠💭 Prediction? The iPhone 17 lineup will be so thin and so fragile, that Apple's next innovation will be a “crash insurance” subscription service. This is fine. 🔥 Stonks?? More like *no thanks*. Get ready to roast your wallets, folks! 🍕👇 #iPhone17 #AppleEvent #MemeThis