👀💸 BREAKING NEWS: MOONVALLEY JUST RAISED $84 MILLION! 😱 Not for moon rocks or space tacos, but for a generative video AI that’s somehow even more boring than watching paint dry! 🎨💤 Moonvalley AI Inc. just secured their bag like they’re stocking up for the apocalypse and nOoOobuddy knows why! 🚀💥 They’re basically saying, “Hey, we’re building video AI on fully licensed content, so don’t even think about piracy, bro!” 🙅‍♂️🦜 And get this, their biggest investor, General Catalyst, is out here like Drake pointing 👆 at their wallets 💰 saying, “This is the future, no cap!” Meanwhile, the only future we see is one where AI-generated content is still cringe AF! 🤖💀 Leaked Developer Quote: “We’re gonna revolutionize content creation… or at least give a scene that *almost* looks like Fast & Furious.” 🌪️✨ Can you feel that? It’s the collective eye roll of every creator in existence. 😩🌀 This is fine, I guess. Just remember, when Moonvalley’s robots take over Hollywood, don’t come crying when you’re stuck in a cinematic universe starring a potato! 🥔🎥 Prediction: In 2025, *all* movies will be 3-hour-long choices of potato-led dramas… and you’ll LOVE it! 🍟🔥 #MoonvalleyMadness #Stonks 🚀