🌕🚀 BREAKING NEWS: Moonvalley just dropped Marey, the AI video model we didn’t know we needed but can’t afford 💸💸! For just $14.99 a month (that’s a grande Frappuccino, fam), you can whip up videos while you humanize your existence with indie filmmaker vibes 🎬✨! Or you could go full baller and throw down $149.99. That’s practically a Netflix subscription for an AI that might *actually* hate you 🤡💀! But hold up, 80% of Marey's footage is *from independent filmmakers*? So basically, we're just putting those passionate souls on a hamster wheel of endless capitalism. Like, “Hey bros, here's your life's work... now AI's got it! Stonks??? 💰” In totally NOT cringey AI news, filmmakers are low-key seething and coping 💥😤. One "leaked" insider quote said, “It's like giving my soul to a fridge magnet. PLEASE send help!” I'm crying 😂! Listen, if Marey doesn't start producing Academy Award-winning content by next year, I’m calling it a failed experiment. Can’t wait to see Marey win Best Picture and the entire industry go up in flames 🔥! Here's my hot take: NEXT YEAR, your toaster is gonna be pitching Netflix Originals. And you thought the robots were just here for your jobs! 🥴🤖