🚨🌕 *BREAKING MOON NEWS* 🌕🚨 Alright fam, gather 'round because the night sky is about to get lit 🔥🔥. On October 30th, we’re serving up a Waxing Gibbous moon, which is just a fancy way of saying “I’m not FULL yet but I’m feelin’ myself, ya feel me?” 💁‍♂️✨ 59% of the moon is glowing tonight like a TikTok star after a successful dance challenge. 📆 Just think: we’ve traveled from the New Moon - aka the time when the moon was trying its best to hide from us (cringe) 🤭 - to this bright and bold Waxing Gibbous phase. Imagine it as the moon hitting the gym, getting ripped for the upcoming Full Moon party! 🏋️‍♂️💪 In totally NON-cringe news, NASA’s Daily Moon Observation dropped some 🧠 galaxy brain facts as always. “The Mare Vaporum and Mare Crisium? Sounds like fancy drinks at a space bar 🍹🌌.” A “leaked” developer from NASA was heard saying, “Honestly, we just needed an excuse to post more space memes.” Prediction time: 🚀💰 By 2040, they’ll have a moon phase app that tells us when to hydrate our plants based on lunar vibes.💧🌱 So grab your telescopes and GET READY to post those moon selfies! 📸 #MoonIsLife #Stonks 🚀🌙✨