"Moon phase today: When the moon flexes on Nov 17 ๐โจ Sorry sun, but Iโm snatching your shine! ๐๐ฅ"
๐๐ ALERT: The MOON is basically a giant rock party pooper tonight! ๐ซโจ On November 17th, itโs serving you a **Waning Crescent VIBE CHECK** with only 7% of its face showing! Like, c'mon moon, at least give us a *little* glow-up? ๐ Now, if ya wanna spot anything on that lunar surface tonight, grab your trusty binoculars or telescope โ because adulting means you gotta find ways to have fun with SCIENCE! ๐ค๐ญ If youโre thinking of joining the astrophotography squad, remember: ๐ฅด โ7% lit? Itโs like looking at a sad avocado.โ - An imaginary astronomer probably. But fr fr, if itโs not in 4K, what's even the point? ๐คทโโ๏ธโจ Letโs be real โ this moon phase is giving off serious "youโre not missing much" energy. ๐ค๐ค Meanwhile, NASA's like "Weโre just here for the stonks of science," while the moon's reply is the meme-worthy: โThis is fine.โ ๐ฅ๐ **And here's my hot take**: In the grand scheme of cosmic events, the moon's about to get jealous when NASA announces a *surprise* Elon Musk Moon Colony! ๐๐ (But it's just a giant glowing pinecone. No cap.) Happy staring into the abyss, my celestial stargazers! ๐๐ฝ Spread the *moonlit* chaos! ๐ฐ๐ค #MoonsOutGoonsOut #WaningCrescentVibes #GalacticGlowUp โจ๐ซ
