🌕🚀 Alright, moon militia, listen up! 🌙💀 It’s your boy from the tech trenches here to drop some lunar knowledge bombs on you! The moon phase today is the WAAAANING CRESCENT! 😱💔 Yup, that’s right, she’s playing hide and seek with us, only showing off 12% of her glowing glam. What’s next, is she gonna turn into a black hole? 🕳️ No cap, we might NEED a telescope to find where she’s at, or just a strong beer 🍻 to cope with the disappointment. 👀 “No one likes a sneaky moon, bro,” one imaginary NASA intern said while scrolling through TikToks, “like, just show your full self, sis! This isn’t a dating app!” 😂🔥 And hey, if you’re lookin’ to be the next moon observation influencer, you might spot the Aristarchus Plateau! 🤓✨ Just kidding! It’s like trying to find Waldo but with less joy and more existential dread. This is fine. So gear up and prepare for the ultimate cringe of not seeing much at all tonight. 🚫🌕 If you squint hard enough, maybe it’ll glow fleek? In conclusion, mark my words: by 2025, the moon will have an NFT and we’ll all be bidding on moon dust. 💰💎 Talk about lunar stonks! 🚀💩