💰💣 BREAKING: MaintainX Just Bagged $150M! A Maintenance Tragedy in 3... 2... 1... 🚀🔥 So, y’all, MaintainX just flexed and pulled in a whopping $150 MILLION for their equipment maintenance platform! 🛠️💪 That's right, while you were busy scrolling on TikTok, they were out here getting that stonks money from Bessemer and Bain Capital like it's a Fortnite Battle Pass! 🤑🤣 Disclaimer: no maintenance of your sanity or dignity was part of the deal. 🙃💀 The company is now valued at $2.5 billion—like what even is that?! 👑 “I mean, who needs reliable equipment when you could just have a second cat meme account?” said one anonymous developer, probably named Chad. “This is fine.” 🐶🔥 But fr fr, are we really valuing maintenance tech more than a company that makes actual flying cars? 🤔🚗💨 Like, what’s next, a 10-part Netflix documentary about the drama behind the scene of a wrench’s life? This just screams "corporate cringe." 🤡😬 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 3 years, MaintainX will pivot to a dating app for industrial machinery. “Swipe right for a perfect coupling!” 🚀💔 What in the multiverse is happening?! #TechFuturism #MaintenanceMenace #BasedOnCringe