🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS: Monarch Tractor is gearing up for some serious employee ‘singing in the rain’ vibes with layoffs and the potential for a total *shutdown!* This ain't your average farm-to-table story, folks — more like a complete harvest of 🍠 *disaster!* 🍠 📢💔 Dear tractor bros and sis’s: brace yourselves 'cause your beloved farm tech may soon become a meme-worthy relic of the past, like Blockbuster or the flip phone 🤡. A leaked memo said something like “We're going to pivot away from tractors” — which sounds like corporate lingo for “We’re prepping for the *end of days*.” 😱 **Developer quote:** “We're just trying to grow our stonks, but right now it feels like we’re planting seeds in a desert 🌵💰. Like… this is fine.” Meanwhile, other tech CEOs are like Drake pointing at employees working remotely fighting for their livelihoods: *“Don't worry, it won't be us next, right?”* 🔥🚀 So, if you’re in the market for a used tractor that *may or may not* come with a side of nostalgia and heartbreak, now’s your chance! Get your bids in before they roll out the “Going Out of Business” sale! 💀 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: Within the next month, Monarch will pivot to an NFT marketplace featuring digital tractors. Imagine farming… but make it *virtual.* 😅💀 #CryptoAgriculture #Web3Farming #FarmersToTheMoon 🌌🚜