🚨BREAKING NEWS ALERT🚨: The financial world just got a glow-up, and it’s sponsored by a cool $36M in fresh cash 💰💰! That’s right, folks, Moment—yes, the nerds who think fixed income portfolio management is a good time—just raised a Series B led by Index! (No, not the bread kind, you loaf 🥖.) 📈 So what does this mean? Well, it means they’ve officially rolled out the red carpet for automating those boring ol' bonds 💤🔄. Who knew fitting together the pieces of your grandma’s savings could be this hype?! 💪💸 *Zoomers everywhere frantically googling “fixed income portfolio”* 😳 As one dev awkwardly squinted at their screen, they were overheard saying, “We used to believe we were just stuck in a spreadsheet hell, but now… *dare we dream?*” 😎💀. 🎤 *Drake’s sad meme face* when he realizes his investments can now make money while he sleeps! But let’s be real, anyone still using “fixed income” in their LinkedIn bio is just trying to cope and seethe with their 9 to 5 ⚰️🔥. 🔥💥🔮PREDICTION TIME: In 5 years, financial planners will be replaced by AI algorithms, and your portfolio manager will be a VR robot named “Bond Bot 3000.” Get ready for lots of chaotic investments in meme stocks, my dudes! 🤯🚀