🤑💸 MOENGAGE JUST LEVELED UP! 🚀🔥 Just when you thought the funding wars were over, pop open your energy drink and get ready—MoEngage just snagged a MASSIVE $100 million Series F led by the big boys at Goldman Sachs Alternatives! That’s a whopping $250 million total in the bag, fam! 💰💀 So what does this mean? Well, while you’re busy scrolling through TikTok, MoEngage is busy ramping up its AI *investments* like they’re trying to build Skynet or something. 🤖💯 They’re pulling off more moves than all your exes combined! Y’all ever see customer engagement this spicy? No cap! 🔥 **Leaked Developer Quote:** > "We’re basically just training our AI to know when to slide into customers’ DMs. We’re not saying we’re the Tinder of customer engagement, but, uh, *you wanna swipe right?*" 🤣🙌 But for real, MoEngage is stirring the pot in 75 countries! Stonks going *up* like Drake pointing! 📈✨ **Hot Take:** Brace yourselves—next year, MoEngage will either drop an AI that predicts customer behavior 100% accurately or we’ll be sitting through an episode of *This Is Fine* while our data gets leaked for the third time! 🔥💔 Bet! 💀