🔊💸 STOP THE PRESS! Modular just hit us with a *"$250M, who dis?"* like they’re the hottest new TikTok dance! 💃🕺 The AI startup, not to be confused with IKEA’s new line of furniture (seriously, it’s modular now, right?), raised some serious cheddar to make AI deployment smoother than your mom’s TikTok skills! 🚀🤖 Investors like Thomas Tull (who I can only assume wears sunglasses indoors) and Google Ventures were like “take my money!” while DFJ Growth was busy shouting, *“STONKS!”* 📈💰 Meanwhile, the developers in the back were probably like, “We’re just trying to make AI that doesn’t hallucinate like a drunk uncle at Thanksgiving.” (leaked quote: “WTF is a ‘mutant AI’? I just want it to say ‘hello’ before it deletes my entire hard drive!”) 💀💥 But let’s be real: AI deployment across hardware? More like *"let’s see if the robot apocalypse can come sooner with a fresh coat of funding!"* This is fine, I guess. 🤷‍♂️🔥 So what's the future? In 5 years, your toaster will be powered by AI and give you relationship advice. 🤯🔥 *Based or cringe?* You decide!!!