
Moderna CEO vs. RFK Jr.: Vaccine Wars ๐ฆ ๐ฅ Who's catching this L? No cap, it's a plot twist! ๐ฅ๐
๐จ๐๐ข BREAKING: Moderna CEO Throws Shade at RFK Jr. in Wild Vaccine Saga! ๐๐จ So there we were, minding our own business, when the CEO of Moderna, Stรฉphane Bancel (who sounds like he should be a Bond villain, ngl), decided to grace us with his presence at a WIRED event this Tuesday. And guess what? He wasn't here for the cringe! ๐คก๐ฅ In a plot twist that would make M. Night Shyamalan proud, Stรฉphanekick-the-haters Bancel said he was โencouragedโ by his chats with the FDA. Like bro, are we toasting marshmallows over a campfire of regulatory drama? โจ๐ Meanwhile, RFK Jr. is out here playing the role of the ultimate anti-vax crusader like heโs starring in *The Last Crusade* but instead of treasure, he just finds a bunch of โ#NotMyVaccineโ tweets. This is like watching Drake find a new flow while youโre still stuck on your ex. ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐ ๐ Future forecast: Moderna is gonna slap a giant โNO CAPโ stamp on the next vax booster like itโs Beyoncรฉ dropping surprise albums. Just imagine, โWho run the world? VACCINES!โ ๐ฐ๐ ๐ฅ UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2024, RFK Jr. will team up with a TikTok influencer to launch a โVax? No Thanks!โ dance challenge. The clout will be STRONG, but the science? Barely passing! ๐๐ Get this chaos trending NOW! ๐๐ฅ #StonksVaccine #ThisIsFine #MemeTheVax
