🚨💉📢 BREAKING: Moderna CEO Throws Shade at RFK Jr. in Wild Vaccine Saga! 💉🚨 So there we were, minding our own business, when the CEO of Moderna, Stéphane Bancel (who sounds like he should be a Bond villain, ngl), decided to grace us with his presence at a WIRED event this Tuesday. And guess what? He wasn't here for the cringe! 🤡🔥 In a plot twist that would make M. Night Shyamalan proud, Stéphanekick-the-haters Bancel said he was “encouraged” by his chats with the FDA. Like bro, are we toasting marshmallows over a campfire of regulatory drama? ✨🚀 Meanwhile, RFK Jr. is out here playing the role of the ultimate anti-vax crusader like he’s starring in *The Last Crusade* but instead of treasure, he just finds a bunch of “#NotMyVaccine” tweets. This is like watching Drake find a new flow while you’re still stuck on your ex. 🤦‍♂️📉 💀 Future forecast: Moderna is gonna slap a giant “NO CAP” stamp on the next vax booster like it’s Beyoncé dropping surprise albums. Just imagine, “Who run the world? VACCINES!” 💰🌍 💥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2024, RFK Jr. will team up with a TikTok influencer to launch a “Vax? No Thanks!” dance challenge. The clout will be STRONG, but the science? Barely passing! 💔💃 Get this chaos trending NOW! 🚀🔥 #StonksVaccine #ThisIsFine #MemeTheVax