🚨💰 BREAKING: Financial AI Startup Model ML Just Made It Rain with $75 Million! 💰🚨 Yo, you ever seen a startup flex harder than your buddy at the gym on leg day? No cap, Model ML just hit the stonks lottery, snagging a whopping **$75 MILLION** 🤯💸. Why? Because they wanna pump their AI into the wallets of investment pros like a caffeinated octopus making stock trades. 🐙💻💵 The cavalry consists of investment bank FT Partners and a squad of VC warriors like QED, 13Books, and Y Combinator. It’s giving me “Drake pointing” vibes to the left for “investments” and “based” vibes to the right for “who cares, I’m rich!" 🚀💸🔥 Imagine a developer at Model ML saying, “Bro, my grandma could invest better than the S&P, and she just learned how to use emojis!” 😂💀. Meanwhile, all the boomers are like, “This is fine,” sipping their decaf lattes and watching Crypto crash harder than a Zoom call on a bad Wi-Fi connection. 📈💔 🤑 Hot take: If Model ML’s AI doesn't start predicting when my roommate will finally pay rent, I'm suing them for emotional distress. 🤖💔 Share this if you wanna ride the hype train to AI riches! 🚂💨 #ModelMLForTheWin