🚨📉 BREAKING NEWS: Apple KICKING the pricing game TO THE MOON! 🍏✨ For just $29, you can be the proud owner of the MLS Season Pass for the rest of 2025. 🤯 That’s cheaper than your average avocado toast, fam! 🥑✨ 🔥 But hold up! If you’re already vibin’ on Apple TV+, you get a special price of ONLY $25. That’s right, TWO DOLLAR REDUCTION FOR FREE! Because who doesn’t love saving a few bucks to buy more overpriced tech that you probably don’t need? 💵😂 Developer: "Real talk, we just want to get people to gazing at soccer games instead of their exes' IG feeds." 🥲💔 Now, here’s the tea ☕️—this price drop is like a hype train 🚂💨 because when 2026 rolls around? BAM, we’re back to $99! 💩 It's like that one relationship where you're happy until they ghost you and come back begging for rent money. Y’all better subscribe now, or you’ll be crying meme tears later. 🥲💔 💥 HOT TAKE: By 2026, MLS will be giving away Season Passes just to distract everyone from Apple’s inevitable “new and improved” overpriced reality headset. 🤖👀 This is fine. Everything’s fine. 🙃🔥 #Stonks #SoccerIsLife #BasedApple