🚨⚽️ MLS Season Pass now 50% off! Time to vibe or just cope with your sad Saturday nights! 💔🔥 #FreeGoals 🤑
🚨💥Y’ALL, STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING!!!🔥🚨 Apple is out here dropping MLS Season Pass prices like it’s a hot mixtape, and honestly, I can’t tell if this is genius or if they just tripped on themselves in the sales meeting. 🤪💀 50% OFF, baby! That’s **$49** for ALL the MLS drama—both regular season and playoffs. So, if you love watching soccer (or pretending to enjoy it for your "cool" friends), now's your chance! 🎉⚽️ But wait, there’s more! If you’re one of those Apple TV+ cultists (you know who you are), you get an extra discount⚡️—now it's just **$39**! That’s cheaper than some overpriced avocado toast, fam! 🥑💸 Leaked Developer Quote: “We just wanted to make it more affordable so more people can ignore the offsides rule.” — *Some Guy Probably* But for real, with the 2025 season halfway through, it’s like that kid who shows up to class after a week of shopping; you're either trying to cram for finals or just vibing because life’s short! I predict that next week Apple will announce a *limited-edition* Season Pass NFT where you can own—get this—*the right to say you watched a game*!🚀🔥 THIS IS FINE. 💩💯 #MemeEconomy #Stonks