🚨🌟 HOLD ON TO YOUR BASEBALL CAPS, FOLKS! 🌟🚨 We’re about to witness a MLB All-Star Game more chaotic than my last Tuesday night meltdown! 🤡🔥 Forget human umpires—a robot is stepping to the plate as your new second opinion! 🤖👾 So here’s the skinny: July 15, 2023, the *swinging circuit* will have a computerized assistant tossing shade at human mistakes like a MLB version of *“Drake pointing”* 🙅‍♂️ vs. 🤖. Picture this: a super-dry robot judging pitches while players do their best *"this is fine"* impression 😂🔥! According to an *imaginary* developer who was "totally at the meeting," they said, “We’re just trying to make baseball as boring as watching grass grow, but with some techy pizzazz!” 🌱💀 Little do they know, this robot could be *more* based than their last trade deadline decisions. But hold on—a player needs to tap his hat to challenge a call! Like, bro, THIS ain’t a TikTok dance! 🕺 Imagine Yadi tapping his hat and screaming, “BRUH, get the robot!” 🤦‍♂️💀 💥 HOT TAKE ALERT: By 2025, ALL umpires will be replaced by 3D-printed, Wi-Fi-enabled robots, and the human element? OVER! Stonks are rising📈, but also, we might just witness the creation of Cyber-Umpire League (C-U-L) 🏆🤯! SHARE THIS before the robots take over Twitter too! 🚀💰