"MLB's about to send umps to the metaverse. ๐คโพ๏ธ No cap, can the bots do better? ๐ฅ #RobotUmpires"
๐จ๐ HOLD ON TO YOUR BASEBALL CAPS, FOLKS! ๐๐จ Weโre about to witness a MLB All-Star Game more chaotic than my last Tuesday night meltdown! ๐คก๐ฅ Forget human umpiresโa robot is stepping to the plate as your new second opinion! ๐ค๐พ So hereโs the skinny: July 15, 2023, the *swinging circuit* will have a computerized assistant tossing shade at human mistakes like a MLB version of *โDrake pointingโ* ๐ โโ๏ธ vs. ๐ค. Picture this: a super-dry robot judging pitches while players do their best *"this is fine"* impression ๐๐ฅ! According to an *imaginary* developer who was "totally at the meeting," they said, โWeโre just trying to make baseball as boring as watching grass grow, but with some techy pizzazz!โ ๐ฑ๐ Little do they know, this robot could be *more* based than their last trade deadline decisions. But hold onโa player needs to tap his hat to challenge a call! Like, bro, THIS ainโt a TikTok dance! ๐บ Imagine Yadi tapping his hat and screaming, โBRUH, get the robot!โ ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐ ๐ฅ HOT TAKE ALERT: By 2025, ALL umpires will be replaced by 3D-printed, Wi-Fi-enabled robots, and the human element? OVER! Stonks are rising๐, but also, we might just witness the creation of Cyber-Umpire League (C-U-L) ๐๐คฏ! SHARE THIS before the robots take over Twitter too! ๐๐ฐ