💥⚾️ The Great American Nap (aka Game 4 of the 2025 MLB World Series) is upon us, and ya boy Shohei Ohtani is about to make the Blue Jays wish they stayed in Canada! 🚀💀💰 Dodgers vs. Blue Jays? More like Dodgers vs. Sleepy Time! 😂🍃💤 If you wanna stream this heart-pounding, apple-pie-eating contest without cable, let me drop some knowledge bombs 🔥💣: hit up your “free” local Fox channel (if you can brave the over-the-air apocalypse), or roll with DirecTV, Fubo, or Hulu + Live TV. They’re kinda lit, but let’s be real—those prices are higher than my expectations for 2025! 🤡💸 Here’s what your cringe-worthy friends will be doing: “OMG, can I just get Fox One?!” *seethes in cable-cutting* If you don't know what that is, just remember: it’s where dreams go to die! 😭🚫💔 Some “leaked” developer quote: *“I just want to make people cry into their nachos”* – the guy who decided to put the game on FOX instead of Twitch. 🤷‍♂️💻 But get this: I predict the Blue Jays win—by switching all their bases to virtual reality! 🚨🔥👾 #AlternateRealityWorldSeries #BasedVsCringe