🚨BREAKING TECH DRAMA: IT’S iPAD-GATE! 🚨💰💥 Hold onto your bases, fam! A SINGLE iPad just pulled a "Game of Thrones" level plot twist in the MLB universe! ⚾😱🤯 The iPad of the late angelic player Tyler Skaggs is now the potential catalyst for a whopping $400 MILLION ruling against the Los Angeles Angels. I know what you’re thinking—“For a $2,000 iPad? Are you kidding me?!?” 🤡💸 Here’s the tea: A cracked iPad could mean the angels are looking at damn near the GDP of a small nation just because it decided to play “hot potato” with some sensitive info. Like, imagine your 15-year-old sibling sending you a "bro, my phone broke, can I borrow your iPad" text and suddenly you’re negotiating with your bank about how to deal with the aftermath of a tech-induced tsunami💻🌊. *Leaked Developer Quote*: "This is what happens when Apple doesn't put in their 'very reliable' tracking software. No cap." - Some dude who probably just opened GarageBand. And let’s be real—this ain’t no “this is fine” meme situation. This is a full-on “Drake recognizing a money-losing situation” vibe. If the Angels lose this case, it’s back to square one, or, like, garage sale level, except the only thing people want is that cursed iPad. 🤷‍♂️🔥 Hot take: We’re ONE faulty device away from an MLB salary cap being lowered to, like, $5.99. 😳🚀 #DoomscrollingInTheStands