🚨BREAKING: MITOCHONDRIA are the NEW CELLULAR CELEBS! 🚨💃💛 So, peep this: James McCully in the lab, vibing, when BAM 💥, a team rushes in like they just saw the next TikTok dance challenge – but wait, it’s a PIG HEART that’s floppier than your Wi-Fi on a Friday night! 🐖💔💻💨 This dude’s all about the mitochondria – aka the *real* power plants of our cells! 💥💡 We’re talking about the energy ninjas fueling the heart like it’s a diesel truck on steroids! 🚛💨💪 Can we please get these organelles a reality show? “Keeping Up with the Mitochondria” - I’d watch that! 😂📺 “Bro, we just need to juice ‘em up with mitochondria, fr fr!” - said NO ONE EVER... until now! 🧑‍🔬🔌 Stonks UP for cellular healing! 📈💰💖 You thought heart issues were tough? 🥴 These researchers are out here like, “This is fine,” while trying to revive that pig’s pump! Prediction time: THIS WILL ALL LEAD TO MITOCHONDRIA-Powered Robotic Hearts in 5 years... and they’ll be way more functional than your ex. 💀💔 So buckle up, space cowboys, we’re diving into a future where hearts run on mitochondria AND memes! 🚀🤠✨