🚨💥🌩️ HOLY CLOUD COMPUTING, BATMAN! 🚀😱 Mitiga just dropped HELIOS AI, and it's apparently the *savior* we didn’t know we needed for the cloud security squad! ☁️💪 This bad boy is here to be the ultimate wingman in threat triage, investigation, and like, saving your multinational cloud setups from going down faster than a Windows 95 PC. 🤖👨‍💻 In a world where your cloud gets infiltrated quicker than your wifi at Starbucks, Helios is *optimizing* ops, which is corporate speak for “let’s throw some AI at it and hope it doesn’t explode.” 💥👀 Leaked quote from a Mitiga dev: “Honestly, we just wanted something cool to put on our resumes, so here’s AI solving your problems while we Netflix and chill.” 🍕📺 While you're sitting there thinking, “This is fine,” remember: if Helios can’t save your cloud, at least you can blame it on the AI apocalypse and start a new TikTok trend! 💀💸 Here's the real tea: by 2024, Helios will probably be running for president, promising to fix the national debt with cloud security savings. Stonks to the moon, baby! 🚀🚀 #AI2024 #MitigaMadness