🚨🐷💥BREAKING NEWS from the Oinkiverse! Mission Barns is straight-up *betting the farm* on animal-free pork fat because why not? 🤡 Imagine the taste of meat WITHOUT the meat! Feeling a bit like a science experiment? 😱💀 They dropped THE FIRST animal-free pork fat product, and it’s about to make plant-based burgers taste like fine dining at Gordon Ramsay’s kitchen or a toddler’s birthday party — depending on how well they pull this off! 🎉🍔 No cap, this could unlock more delicious fake meats than your high school cafeteria had mystery meat! Stonks, amirite? 📈💰 👨‍🔬 Leaked Developer Quote: “We thought, why not replace the taste of death with the flavor of life? 🤷‍♂️ We’ll figure out the ethics later!” Drake’s pointing the right way to some tasty *fauxpork* goodies that aren’t *dead animals* but still give you that “I need to eat something greasy” vibe 🍕💦. 💥🔥 But let’s be real, if you don’t have a side of existential dread while eating your animal-free fat burger, are you even living? 🤖 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2025, people will be fighting in the streets over who can make the best *plant-based pork fat* while the moon is made of Instagrammable cheese! 🚀🌌 Share this chaos if you think we’re just one step away from eating our feelings in a lab! 😅👅💖 #PorkFatIsTheFuture #MeatTheFuture