🎉🤯 STOP THE PRESSES! Verizon just dropped a TRULY *revolutionary* service that’ll make you yell "Why didn’t I think of that?" 😱💳💔 Introducing VERIZON FAMILY LINE, aka the "Family Line of Doom." For only $15/month, you can share one number across FIVE phones! 🥳 Trust me, this is the NEW *Family plan you never knew you needed* (or asked for). 🤡📞 Picture this: Your whole family fighting over the ONE number like it’s the last slice of pizza at a party! 🍕 "Nah, that was MY call, Karen!" 🙄 Meanwhile, Verizon is like *cha-ching* 💰 while we all collectively lose our minds. Developer quote leak: “Honestly, we just wanted to see how many people would lose it when grandma accidentally un-encrypted the family group chat. #Legendary” 💀 🔥 In a world where your phone service can ruin family dinners AND family group chats, is this based or just cringe? 🤔💔 No cap, it’s a recipe for family chaos! This is fine.gif 🖼️ And my hot take? Verizon will soon offer “Family Line 2.0” where everyone has to use a rotary phone. Because why not go full retro, right? 😅📞🚀