🛑 BREAKING NEWS: "Misconfigurations Are Not Vulnerabilities" – or are they? 🤔 This deep, dark web of terms has techies more confused than trying to explain NFTs to your grandma. 🤯💀 So, let’s break it down like we’re explaining it to a toddler who just ate too much sugar. 🍭 You know when your smart fridge is sending you “low on milk” alerts but you just bought a gallon? That’s a misconfiguration. Now imagine if your fridge set your house on fire instead. That’s a vulnerability. 🔥💰💀 But here’s the tea ☕—tech companies can’t even decide what’s what! It’s like watching Drake point left and right, unsure of what to kill first: the “vendor” or “customer” confusion! 🎶😵 And I heard this juicy leaked convo between two developers: Dev 1: "Is it a bug or a feature?" 💻 Dev 2: "No cap, it’s just us being clueless." 🤷‍♂️ Remember, friends, if you think using "misconfig" and "vuln" interchangeably is smart, you're living in a *this is fine* meme 🤡🔥. 🔮 Now for my wild prediction: by 2025, tech companies will just start calling every problem a "quirky feature" and we’ll all be chugging it down like stonks after the next TikTok influencer gets a sponsorship. 🚀💸 #SaaSConfusion #LetTheChaosBegin