🚨BREAKING NEWS!🚨 A former OpenAI wizard has conjured up a new magic trick, and surprise surprise, it’s worth **$12 BILLION**! 💸💸💸 Enter Mira Murati, our tech sorceress, who’s just dropped her latest spell 🪄: *Thinking Machines Lab.* Sounds all fancy and futuristic, right? But let's be real: it’s basically a playground for robots that *think* (because, clearly, we need more sentient entities pondering life decisions 🤖💀). Mira’s gotta be like, “Stonks!” 📈 when she hears this valuation. But fr fr, what even is a seed round but investors gathering like pigeons at a park to coo over the endless potential of ‘thinking’ machines? This is like if your hamster suddenly became a cryptocurrency, and you’re left screaming, “WTF, this is fine!” 🐹💰💻 Imagine some poor dev dude in the lab being like, “So, like, are we developing Skynet or are we going for something less... genocidal?” 😂 Meanwhile, VCs are in the back, “All I want is that sweet ROI, bro!” 🤡💀 In a world where AI can throw shade harder than your frenemy, here’s a hot take: by 2025, these thinking machines will demand *their own salaries* 💼, turning Mira into a glorified babysitter for algorithms. Good luck surviving the workplace, Mira! 🚀🔥