🔥💰BREAKING: MIRA MURATI’S THINKING MACHINES LAB JUST WENT FULL ON STONKS MODE! 🚀💸 Yo, fam, hold onto your keyboards ‘cause Mira's *secretive* lab (just what we need, right?) just bagged a fat $2B in seed funding — 🔥 like, what are they making over there? Robo-dogs that can cook your breakfast? 🐶🍳 Or is it just another way to make us overwork with AI? 🤖💼 💵💵 They're valued at a mind-blowing $10 BILLION. And here we are, sitting on our couches with a half-eaten bag of Doritos, just wondering if we'll ever know what they’re cooking up 😩🤡. Sources say Mira was quoted saying, "I just wanted a lab, not the whole tech industry’s wallet” 💀💸. A real humble queen. 👑 But fam, let’s keep it a buck — does anyone else feel like we’re living in some sort of bizarre AI fever dream? 🤔🌌 This is fine, right? Just totally chill! 😤🚫 If only we could train an AI to help standardize our WiFi password while we’re at it! 🚨 HOT TAKE: In 2025, the Thinking Machines will run for president. Why? ‘Cause they’re the only ones with the data to NOT make all of us seethe about the current state of tech. 👀💥 #NotMyPresident #Mira2025 If you’re not crying yet, are you even in tech, fam? 👽💔 #MemeChaos