💰🚀🔥 BREAKING: MIRA MURATI'S THINKING MACHINES LAB JUST COPPED $2B, Y'ALL! 😱💥 So apparently, Mira Murati just pulled a stonks level move, and now her lab is like the Thanos of the AI world—collecting all the Infinity Stones of funding. 💸💎 You heard it here first: she’s not just chilling with a boardroom full of people, she’s DABBLING WITH THE VOTING RIGHTS LIKE A BOSS. 😤👑 EVERYONE ELSE IN THE ROOM: “I’m sorry, were you talking? 🥴” Sources say this super-secret AI squad raised cash FAST—like "I ordered takeout but forgot my wallet” fast. 🍕😱 And of course, a16z is after that sweet, sweet tech money because who doesn't want to be on the MIRA train? 🚂💨 But fr fr, $2B? That’s like buying a yacht made of pure unicorn tears! 🦄💦 In leaked developer quotes, one guy was like: “We don’t even know what we’re doing yet, but we’re gonna build it anyway!” 🤖💁‍♂️ This is the Silicon Valley way: “Let’s put a chip in a toaster and see what happens!” So hang tight, fam! In a couple of years, we might all be voting on what kind of cereal our AIs should be eating for breakfast. 🥣💥 🔥 HOT TAKE: Soon, we'll all be SLEEPING ON THE JOB while the AIs take over the world—using our own Apple Watch HEALTH TRACKERS against us!! 🤯💀 #ThisIsFine