🚨🛑 BREAKING NEWS: Minnesota Goes Full Avengers on Cyber Shenanigans 🚀💥 Y’all remember when your mom said, “Go outside and play?” Well, the fine folks in Saint Paul are like, “Nah, we’re deploying the National Guard against hackers instead!” 💀👾🌪️ Gov. Tim Walz just hit the button to activate the cyber military like it’s the last slice of pizza at a party 🍕🚨. 🖥️💥 In what can only be termed as the ultimate “This Is Fine” meme situation, the city’s services are getting totally ransacked by some cyber goons looking to ruin everyone’s day. 🤡💩 So what does Minnesota do? They grab their metaphorical baseball bats and say, “You can’t mess with our public WiFi!” #Stonks 🤑📈 Leaked convo from a “cyber expert”: 🗣️ “Bro, if they keep this up, I’m gonna have to teach Grandma how to reset her router.” 😂💔 Meanwhile, the hackers are probably sitting in their mom’s basement, all like, “LMAO, we just wanted to change the city’s local cafe WiFi to ‘Hacked By 4am Lizard Squad’.” 🤖 🔥⚠️ UNHINGED PREDICTION: In a twist of fate, we’ll see Gov. Walz start a TikTok account to rally social media support for the cyber troops! Get ready for “Cyber Guard Chronicles” coming soon! 💃👾 Share this chaos, fam! ✨💣