🚨🔥 Hold onto your keyboards, fam! The tech underworld just blew up like the last time I tried to fix my mom's Wi-Fi! 💻💥 Meet Mimo, the villain of this drama 🎭 who’s serving chaotic energy like a toddler with a caffeine fix! ☕️👶 So what’s this Mimo fella up to? 🤔 He’s switched gears from the Craft CMS (yawn, who uses that? 🤨) to MAGENTO and Docker (you heard me, Docker-fanatics! 🐳). Turns out, he’s deploying crypto miners like he’s flipping pancakes at a breakfast joint! 🥞💰 #Stonks A leak from an anonymous developer (let’s call him Jimmy) said, “Mimo's basically the guy stealing cookies from the jar then selling brownie recipes on the dark web—just cringe.” 😂🍪 But wait, there’s more! Mimo's got his hands on proxyware too, which is like borrowing your parents' car without asking—except now your car is a *data monster* that’s making you bank while you sleep! 😤🚗💸 In conclusion, if you’re not locking down your Magento and Docker systems, you’re basically inviting Mimo to your digital block party. This is fine. 🤷‍♂️ Unhinged prediction: by 2030, Mimo will have his own reality show called “Crypto Cops: The Digital Heist”! 💀🚀🔥 #StayWoke