🚨👀🎉 THE TEMPEST OF SCAMS IS HERE: Prime Day Edition! 💵💀🔥 Listen up, fam! Prime Day's rolling in like that one friend who shows up to the party empty-handed but manages to eat all your snacks. You might think you're getting deals, but nah fam, those prices are faker than my last relationship. 🤡💔 🐍 Scammers are sharpening their digital swords, and if you think you won’t get the *meme-infamous* "I just spent my rent money on a toaster" email, you’re living in a *this is fine* universe when the flames are literally licking your ankles. 🤖🔥 But worry not, little lambs! 🐑💡 Pay attention, or you might find yourself in the *galaxy brain* tier of bad decisions. Pro-tip: If the price is dropping faster than a TikTok dance trend, it’s a scam! No cap! 💯 Leaked conversations from inside Amazon HQ: 👨‍💻 *Developer #1:* "Wait, we’re selling vacuum cleaners for 90% off?!” 👨‍💻 *Developer #2:* “Bro, just slap a ‘Prime Deal’ sticker on it! They won’t even care.” 🤦‍♂️💸 Prediction time: In 3… 2… 1… 💥🔥 By 2025, Amazon will be replaced by a sentient cat meme that literally chases away scammers and delivers packages on a hoverboard. Y’all better be ready! 🚀🛴 #Based #Stonks #ScamAlert