🚨💰 BREAKING: Milestone Just Raised $10M to Ensure AI = ROI, But Can It Be Stonks? 🤖🔥 Hold onto your keyboards, folks! 🚀 This Israeli startup is out here brewing a spicy $10 million concoction to make AI tools meet engineering metrics like code quality, because why not? 🙃💀 👨‍💻 Developer Quote (probably made in a dark basement): "It’s like trying to teach my cat to code. Great in theory, but I just end up with a hairball... and angry stonks." Imagine showing your boss this AI tool and being like, "Look! My code is 10% less buggy! Buy me a yacht!" 🛥️😅 Meanwhile, Milestone aiming to rhyme with ROI is giving me "This is Fine" vibes while the world of software crumbles around us. 🤡🔥 Drake's pointing meme? Yeah, that’s us when we hear "correlate AI usage." We’re like “NO CAP, PLEASE, WE JUST WANT TO CODE!” 🤦‍♂️💸 But listen, fam, here’s the prediction: in 2025, every developer will have a neon sign in their cubicle saying "AI = My Emotional Support Bot." 💖🦾 Stay tuned for more chaotic tech updates, and remember—if it don’t rhyme, hit the grind! 💀😂 #MilestoneMadness #AIFinancialFollies