
"Starship Moon plan got me like: 'Simplified? You mean: throw it up & hope for the best?' ๐๐ #SpaceFails"
๐๐ Alright fam, gather 'round because weโre about to deep-fry some lunar lander drama! ๐๐ฅ In a move SO spicy it could be the next hot sauce on TikTok, NASAโs interim head honcho Sean Duffy said we're gonna โsimplifyโ our way to the Moon! Like, bro, did someone say โmake it basicโ? ๐ โ๏ธ So hereโs whatโs happening: NASA is throwing a party to find new lunar landers, and guess whoโs on the guest list? SpaceX and Blue Origin! ๐ฐ๐ธ But wait, they want โnimbleโ plans. I bet Elon is out there, looking through his notes like ๐ โDo I simplify or do I just flex my stonks?โ Memes incoming: Picture Elon like Drake, pointing at a regular rocket while rolling his eyes at Duffyโs request for a โsimplifiedโ version. ๐คโจ๐ And meanwhile, Jeff Bezos is probably just chilling in the corner, sipping on his "Blue Origin or Bust" tears, like *this is fine* ๐ฅ๐ฆ. โHey Elon, how about we just put a giant SpaceX sticker on a lawn mower and call it a lunar lander?โ said some intern, probably! ๐ Hot take alert! ๐ฅ I predict that by 2025, we'll have a Moon rover powered by TikTok dances and be launching to Pluto with just a meme and a prayer. ๐๐ So buckle up, space cadets! This is gonna be a wild ride! ๐๐๐ฅ
