🚨BREAKING: Bending Spoons Goes Full Thanos Mode! 🍽️💰💥 Listen up, fam! 🤖💀 Milan's favorite flexing tech squad, Bending Spoons, just pulled off a major power play, raising €500M+ (aka $585 million for the noobs) led by J.P. Morgan! 🥴💵 Seriously, if they were a meme, they'd be “Stonks,” but with WAY more corporate backstabbing. 😏📈 What do they wanna do with all that cash? Buy MORE software businesses, of course! 💥🤯 Imagine a world where every app you use is owned by these spoon-wielding overlords – are we ready for the "Bending Spoons Appiverse?" 🥴✨ As one dev “mysteriously” quoted while eating ramen, “Dude, this is fine. Who needs innovation when you can just keep buying your way to the top?” 🤡🔥 And like, can we just say: raising $155M at a $2.6B valuation is *chef’s kiss* in pure corporate warfare. 🤌 What’s next? Merging with a pasta company? "Spaghetti Spoons" for the culture? 🍝👑 🔥🔥 Unhinged hot take alert: In 2025, Bending Spoons will become the first company to acquire the LITERAL concept of time! Just imagine a “Spoon at 5 PM” app where we're all late to the future! #MindBlown 🌌⏳ Share this insanity like your life depends on it! 💣🔥