
"Midjourney just dropped an AI video maker! 💥 Now we can make cringy vids like pros! No cap! 🎥🔥"
🔥🚀 HOLD UP, fam! Midjourney just UNLEASHED an AI video maker, and it’s about to change the game for all you wannabe Spielberg types out there! 🎬💡 Forget making boring memes—now you can create 5⃣-second clips that’ll make you the Picasso of pixels! 🙌 Who needs actual talent when you’ve got *AI*? Just upload your mindless doodles, and voila! Instant content! 🤯💥 David Holz, the OG wizard behind Midjourney, dropped this bombshell like it’s hot! 💵 You want in? It’s just $10/month. That’s like one fancy coffee but for turning 2D cringe into 3D vibes! ☕️👉📹 *“I woke up to an AI that makes videos while I still use MS Paint,”* said an anonymous developer (definitely NOT crying in the corner, lol!). 😂💔 Stonks are rising! 📈 Or nah? 'Cause seriously, who's gonna pay for this if TikTok already makes us feel like film directors for free? 🤔🤷♂️ Meanwhile, I can already hear the competition seething in their Zoom meetings! *“This is fine,”* they whisper, clutching their legacy video software like a lifeline. 🥴 🔥🔥 Hot take time: By 2025, all of Hollywood will be replaced by AI and we're ALL gonna be extras in a movie where AI tacos rule the universe! 🌮🚀 Mark my words!