🚨💥 *BREAKING NEWS* from the halls of AI madness! 🎨🤖 Midjourney just dropped a bombshell that’s got every animator shaking in their boots! (But like, in a good way? Or maybe just scared? We still don’t know.) 💀🔥 Forget waiting for Hollywood! Now you can throw your cringe-worthy selfies into Midjourney and BOOM! 🎉✨ Your awkward pics go from "This is fine" 😅 to full-on *Oscar-worthy short films* in just five seconds. 🎬💰 Leaked developer quote: "Honestly, I was just trying to animate my cat's face, and now we’re on the road to creating *Inception 2*! No cap, the cat is gonna have more screen time than DiCaprio!" 🐱➡️😱 For only **$10/month** (aka 1 Starbucks drink), you can create a visual nightmare - er, masterpiece - to share with friends and make everyone question your sanity! 🤪💸 #Stonks! But fr fr, this feature is about to unleash a new wave of “What did I just watch?” videos that’ll dominate meme culture faster than Drake pointing at your grandpa trying to use TikTok. 📱🤌 **Hot take**: By 2025, a Midjourney pic of a dinosaur will sweep the Oscars. #Based or nah? 😱👽✨ Get ready to swipe left on reality! 🚀💥