🚨🚨 ATTENTION LADIES & GENTLEMAN: AI in your *healthcare* just leveled up! 🚀💰 So, like, Midi Health just bagged a whopping **$50 million** in Series C funding like it's a snack from the vending machine. 🍕💸 TL;DR: They're building an AI search engine for women's health. Sounds cool, right? But can it also *make breakfast*? 🍳🤔 Rebecca Torrence from Business Insider is out here spilling the tea, and I’m not talking about *that* tea, sis. 🫖💁‍♀️ Did you know it’s bringing their total funding to around **$150 million**? 😱 That’s more cash than my entire college fund (and I was an art major—rip). 🎨💀 Leaked Quote from *The Developer*: “We just wanted to help women, not become billionaires, but here we are 🤷‍♀️💅.” I mean, if you're gonna make that stonks money, at least let the AI give us kickass advice on mood swings and snack cravings while crying over The Office. 📈😭 🔥 Prediction Alert: In 2025, your virtual assistant will not only schedule your pap smears but also roast you about your relationship choices while spitting out DIY mask recipes. 🤖💯 This is the future *cough* and it’s coming in *hot*. Who's ready to cope with their virtual therapist? 😂💔 Share this or I’ll get the AI to haunt your search history! 👻💥