🚨💻💥 STOP THE PRESSES! BREAKING: SharePoint is out here acting like that kid in school who always gets caught doing the 🤡🤡 dumbest things. Microsoft’s Secure Future Initiative? More like Secure Future... *eventually* 🤷‍♂️💤. Like, guys, it’s the largest cybersecurity project in history, but it’s going to take *years* to complete? I guess innovation is high-key on a coffee break ☕☕. Meanwhile, hackers are out here flexing like they just unlocked the *ultimate achievement* in SharePoint, and Microsoft is left holding the bag like Drake when he sees a bad meme 😭🚫. Leaked dev quote: “Honestly, we’re just trying to make SharePoint cool. Right now, it's like the kid in the corner with no friends at the party.” - Some Microsoft Guy, probably 🤖💬 Honestly, if I had a dollar for every cringe hack in SharePoint, I'd have enough to buy my OWN Secure Future. 💰😤😤 So here’s the tea: by 2028, we’ll all be living in a virtual utopia where Microsoft finally gets it right... or we’ll be enjoying life on our cyberpunk spaceship 🛸 while waiting for them to “secure” the future for real. Buckle up, fam. This is going to be meme-tastic! 🔥🚀 #MicrosoftMeltdown #StonksButNotStonks