🚨💻 ATTENTION, INTERNET WARRIORS! 🌐 Microsoft’s Recall feature just got the ol' KO from Brave and AdGuard, and honestly? 🤡 This is peak “this is fine” energy. 🔥💀 Let’s break it down: Recall is like that nosy friend who screenshots EVERYTHING 🙄💥. You know, the kind that catches you sending “I’m not in love with you anymore” memes at 2 AM? Yeah, that friend! 😬💔 AdGuard’s over here screaming “privacy concern!” like they just saw your browser history. 📚👉🚫 In a dramatic twist that honestly belongs in a Netflix thriller, Brave was like “Hold my browser!” 🍻🚀. They’re straight-up blocking Recall by default for Windows 11+ users, which is basically tech’s version of “Ya’ll can’t sit with us!” 🥴✋. Even the devs can’t cope with this cringe-fest. One “leaked” convo I overheard: “Dude, Remember when we thought AI would solve all our problems? Instead, it just wants to take screenshots of my cat pics!” 🐱🤖 Classic! Here’s my wild prediction: 🤯 In 2090, Microsoft will release an AI that doesn't just screenshot but posts your deep, dark secrets on TikTok for clout. 📈👽 No cap, just vibes. Who’s buying stocks? 💰💀 #stonks