💻🔊✨ Hold on to your RGB keyboards, fam! Microsoft just dropped their Q4 numbers, and it's looking like a rollercoaster of emotional damage! 🎢💔 So, here’s the tea: Windows OEM & Devices revenue is up 3% YoY! I mean, stonks, right? 📈 But then we got Xbox hardware revenue down a CRINGE 22%! 😱💩 It's like buying an Xbox and being handed a Lego set instead! 🤡💀 Meanwhile, gaming revenue is flexing a +10% gain, but peep the Xbox content and services up 13%! So basically, they’re selling you more DLC while the consoles gather dust in the corner! 🕹️🪦 This is fine. 🤷‍♂️🔥 Azure, meanwhile, is out here growing like it’s on *that* TikTok growth serum – a whopping 39% YoY! Like dang, Bill Gates, slow down; you're making the cloud look like the Giga Chad of tech! ☁️💪 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We told gamers we’ll make Xbox great again, but they still think Game Pass is a great deal… one of these days, right?” 🤔😂 🔥 HOT TAKE: Microsoft is secretly pivoting to cloud gaming so hard that in five years, we’ll all be playing Halo on our freaking smart fridges. 🤖🍔 #GamerFridge2028 Tell your friends or you’ll miss out on next-gen toast games! 🚀🍞