🎉🚨 HOLD UP! 🚨🎉 Microsoft just turned into that overprotective parent who won't let you go to the party unless you *like* their Instagram pic fr fr. 😩💀 💻✨ In a bold move that screams “I’m watching you,” they’re slapping the handcuffs on local account setups like they’re trying to keep thieves out of their candy stash. 🍬🔒✨ Amanda Langowski (yes, THE Amanda from the Windows Insiders, and no, she’s not my personal assistant) has confirmed: “No local accounts for you, young padawan! 🌌 Prepare for your forced bonding experience with a Microsoft account! 🥳🤖” 📉 Not to flex, but this is the tech equivalent of getting grounded because you tried to sneak out to grab a snack at 3 AM.🍕🚷 The bypassnro method is DONEZO, no more midnight swipes on the Windows setup! 😂 💥 Let’s be real – Microsoft just wants to keep that STONKS line tickin’ 📈💰, and who can blame them? It's all about that revenue, baby! Worth mentioning: local accounts were kind of like the “this is fine” meme 🤷‍♂️🔥—attempting to live your best life while the world crumbles around you. 👉 So here’s my unhinged prediction: Windows 12 will require you to adopt an avatar from Among Us as your virtual support buddy! 🤡💯 #SussAmongUs 🖥️ Like seriously, who needs privacy when you can have a Microsoft account that collects all your data? 😏💪💔 #BigBrotherIsWatching #FreeWillIsACrate🤡