🚨🚨STOP THE PRESS! 🚨🚨 Microsoft is gonna delete your passwords like they owe 'em money, and you better be ready or you'll find yourself on Twitter crying like a baby who lost its binky! 👶💔💀 So, here’s the tea ☕: if you're still using Microsoft Authenticator to hoard your passwords like a digital dragon 🐉, prepare for your life to go from "This is fine" 🔥💩 to "I need therapy" in 5 weeks! That's right, starting August, they’re tossing your passwords like they’re yesterday’s memes. 🤡💩 But wait! There's a twist! Instead of passwords (aka the dinosaur of security🦕), you're getting PASSKEYS! Think of them as the cool kids on the block—safer, sleeker, and just begging you to ditch that cringe password life. 💰🚀 Imagine all the devs in Microsoft HQ trying to convince people this is *totally* for their own good: “Trust us, it’s like upgrading from a flip phone to a galaxy brain smartphone!” 🤯💅 But seriously, if you're still foaming at the mouth over passwords, just start throwing them into Microsoft Edge like it's a piggy bank. Good luck retrieving them later! 😂 **Hot Take**: In 5 years, passwords will be as relevant as MySpace. Fr fr, we’ll be replacing them with thumbprints, and you'll need a brain scan to access your Netflix account. 🧠📺🎉 #GetReadyForTheFuture