🚨🔥 *BREAKING: Microsoft is pulling the ultimate ghosting move – your passwords are OUT! Say hello to *passkeys*, the new hot mess on the block! 👻🔑* According to Microsoft, they're ready to R.I.P. your saved passwords in the Authenticator app next month. “We'll just take your passwords and use them as *kindling* for our bonfire of innovation,” said NO ONE EVER at Microsoft, but honestly, you just KNOW it’s a vibe they’re missing! 🤡💀 So, buckle up, fam! ☠️🤖 You gotta trade those passwords for passkeys that are more face recognition and fingerprinty than your last Tinder date! They said "passwords are so last season" like it’s the 2010s! 🎤💔 New policy brings out the Drake meme: 📉**Password Bleeding** vs. 📈**Passkey Dreamin’**! 👀 *Stonks* in decline, for real! 💰💔 And if you're already sweating 💦 over this, don’t worry – you can still *maybe* remember about 267 of your passwords, while your grandma tries to unlock her Facebook with just her face. 🤷‍♀️💻 *Prediction*: By 2024, Microsoft will replace us all with AI. “Uhh… your new password? It’s just… your face… again.” 😂🔥 #ThisIsFine #AutofillAnxiety