🚨 BREAKING: Microsoft’s File Explorer is Getting a Glow Up! 💅✨ Hold onto your keyboards, tech lovers! Microsoft is out here trying to ‘speed run’ their File Explorer like it’s a TikTok dance challenge! 💃💻 They’ve decided clutter is SO last season, and now it’s all about the sleek life. Just swipe left on those crowded menus, am I right? 😂✌️ In a recent chat from an "unnamed dev" (totally not me, lol), they said, “We’re not saying File Explorer was the dumpster fire of the tech world, but... we decided to turn on the hose.” 🚒🔥 #ItWasFine So here’s the tea: with preloading, your file manager will launch faster than a kid who just heard the ice cream truck jingle! 🍦💰 But don’t worry – if you’re rocking a potato from 2008, you can turn this magic off like a bad date. 🎤DROP Is this the moment when Microsoft finally becomes “based” in the productivity world? Or will we still be crying into our RAM about loading times? 😭🧠💥 Final hot take: In 2024, File Explorer will have a hologram assistant named “Clippy 2.0” who will invade your nightmares with unsolicited file organization tips. Get ready! 🤖👀 #Seethe #Cope