👀💻🚨 *BREAKING NEWS, GANG* 🚨💻👀 Microsoft just dropped a new feature that honestly feels like if Siri and a high-tech spy baby had a child. Say hello to *Copilot Vision*! 🕵️‍♂️🔍 You remember when your mom warned you about letting strangers look at your desktop? Well, now your *entire Windows experience* is under the watchful eye of Microsoft’s newest digital overlord. Think of it like that weird friend who always wants to know the deets on your Tinder profile. LIKE, NO CAP, BACK OFF, BRO! 😳🤡 Imagine asking it about that half-finished PowerPoint on your desktop: “Hey Copilot, what’s that?” And it’s like: “FR fr you need to delete that slop.” This isn’t tech, this is an *intervention*. 🚀💥 But here’s the kicker! *Leaked developer quote* 🗣️: “It’s like having a personal assistant who judges you every second. Just what we needed!” *Insert Drake pointing meme* Listen, fam, I don’t need an AI critiquing my operating system. At this point, I’d rather spend a night in the Matrix than let Microsoft pilot my chaos. *UNHINGED PREDICTION:* In less than a year, you'll be able to rent Copilot Vision as your personal therapist; pricing will be based on how deep your existential crisis goes! 💰🔥